Weird and Wacky Fashion at the Met Gala

Tyra Banks, we didn't want to be the ones to tell you, but your hair kind of looks like a pile of, eh nevermind. Hey, that's a pretty dress! (AP)

Madonna: It's not easy to pull off backless boots and a dress that was probably too small even back in 1985. But with the help of a polyester duck atop her head, Madonna does it with unsurpassed tackiness. (AP)

Shalom Harlow and Amber Valletta: Ebony and Canary, Ivory's distant cousin. (AP)

Leighton Meester goes for the 1980s, circus-clown-chic look and does it well. (Are those wigwams on her high heels?) (AP)

Kirsten Dunst's dress begs the question: Why is this girl allowed to attend any fashion events? it's just an ugly dress that we can't even think of a joke for. (AP)

Victoria Beckham: Remember when you were a kid and dreamed of designing your dress for the 8th grade dance? Well if your Posh Spice, dreams can come true. You too can add an out-of-place train to the polka dot dress your mom made you buy at Sears, flawlessly showcasing your still bony shoulders. And with a little hair gel, an awkward date and some jigamarees added to the heels of your shoes, you're sure to be the coolest girl in the cafeteria. Ah, the good life. (AP)

In case you didn't believe, Molly Sims proves that with a little lame and a bedazzler, anything is possible. (AP)

Katy Perry gets ready for the ball aboard the Starship Enterprise. (AP)

Only in Hollywood would pretending to be a nerd, a la Justin Timberlake with slicked hair and thick rimmed glasses, be considered cool. (AP)

Mary Kate Olsen in a page from the Meryl Streep book of fashion. (AP)

Rihanna: Cropped sateen pants? Puffed sleeves? Blonde highlights? OJ gloves? The LOLs are killing us, really. (AP)