Tiger Woods uses Nike golf balls.
His PGA competitors might want to dump their Titleists and use these instead.
<a href="http://www.myfoxorlando.com/dpp/sports/golf/tiger_woods/012810-tiger-woods-mistress-golf-balls" target="_blank">MyFoxOrlando</a> brought our attention to "The Mistress Collection," being sold by the Web site <a href="http://www.tailofthetiger.com/index.html" target="_blank">Tailofthetiger.com</a>.
Each of the women linked to the world's #1 golfer has had her likeness stamped on a golf ball.
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Click through our slideshow for their hilarious representations and handy, pretty up-to-date descriptions of the part each played in Woods' downfall.
Almost as funny as <a href="http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.1eye.us/2009/12/18/video-jimmy-kimmels-tiger-woods-mistress-plate-collection-skit/" target="_blank">Billy Dee Williams' Tiger Woods Mistress Decorative Plate Collection</a>.
Almost.
The balls are available at <a href="http://www.tailofthetiger.com/index.html" target="_blank">Tailofthetiger.com</a>. There are two different sets, one for display, and one for players.
For players. Get it?
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